WHAT'S REALLY FOOD?

I am an impossible roommate. Like, I have this distinct impression that some days I come home and terrorize everyone in sight. Most frequently that person is Adam. If he’s lucky I’ll just kinda be drunk and hug him a lot and jump around for 5 minutes and then go to sleep. But other times I think it’s a really good idea for us to SPEND AN EVENING TOGETHER. Eating food he hates and TALKING about our (my) FEELINGS. What I’m trying to say is we got Vietnamese food from Pho Tay Ho. This place usually kills it. This time it made me feel weird. Summer rolls  came with big, fat shrimp, mint and chunky peanut sauce. Amazing, as always. But the meat over rice dish we got was kindaaaa wack. It included one redeeming, sweet and smoky pork chop. I don’t really fuck with pork chops but this was great. The rest was dry, tasteless shredded meat and a fish patty which tasted like the (second) greatest Jewish atrocity: Gefilte Fish. The dressing was apple juice which was pretty baffling. In a roundabout way what I am really trying to say is…this food made me want to do a whole body cleanse. Which must be insanely appetizing. So I won’t be writing in here anymore. Just kidding. I’ll write about a bell pepper. This is going horribly. Next up: a review of Oreos.I am an impossible roommate. Like, I have this distinct impression that some days I come home and terrorize everyone in sight. Most frequently that person is Adam. If he’s lucky I’ll just kinda be drunk and hug him a lot and jump around for 5 minutes and then go to sleep. But other times I think it’s a really good idea for us to SPEND AN EVENING TOGETHER. Eating food he hates and TALKING about our (my) FEELINGS. What I’m trying to say is we got Vietnamese food from Pho Tay Ho. This place usually kills it. This time it made me feel weird. Summer rolls  came with big, fat shrimp, mint and chunky peanut sauce. Amazing, as always. But the meat over rice dish we got was kindaaaa wack. It included one redeeming, sweet and smoky pork chop. I don’t really fuck with pork chops but this was great. The rest was dry, tasteless shredded meat and a fish patty which tasted like the (second) greatest Jewish atrocity: Gefilte Fish. The dressing was apple juice which was pretty baffling. In a roundabout way what I am really trying to say is…this food made me want to do a whole body cleanse. Which must be insanely appetizing. So I won’t be writing in here anymore. Just kidding. I’ll write about a bell pepper. This is going horribly. Next up: a review of Oreos.

I am an impossible roommate. Like, I have this distinct impression that some days I come home and terrorize everyone in sight. Most frequently that person is Adam. If he’s lucky I’ll just kinda be drunk and hug him a lot and jump around for 5 minutes and then go to sleep. But other times I think it’s a really good idea for us to SPEND AN EVENING TOGETHER. Eating food he hates and TALKING about our (my) FEELINGS.

What I’m trying to say is we got Vietnamese food from Pho Tay Ho. This place usually kills it. This time it made me feel weird.

Summer rolls  came with big, fat shrimp, mint and chunky peanut sauce. Amazing, as always. But the meat over rice dish we got was kindaaaa wack. It included one redeeming, sweet and smoky pork chop. I don’t really fuck with pork chops but this was great. The rest was dry, tasteless shredded meat and a fish patty which tasted like the (second) greatest Jewish atrocity: Gefilte Fish. The dressing was apple juice which was pretty baffling.

In a roundabout way what I am really trying to say is…this food made me want to do a whole body cleanse. Which must be insanely appetizing. So I won’t be writing in here anymore. Just kidding. I’ll write about a bell pepper. This is going horribly. Next up: a review of Oreos.

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  1. eatithings said: First, oreos rock. Yes, that is all I got out of this entry. Second, brunch at The Castello Plan on Cortelyou Rd. next to Mimi’s between argyle and rugby will blow your socks off for two reaons. 1. I prep the brunch. 2. the food is hangover proof.
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