SANDWICH THROWDOWN - ROUND DOS
aightaightaight! gallitzer, pon sus puños - peleamos! this is a hoops-off kinda sandwich throwdown, ya feel me? IT’S ON.
ONE.
you’re looking at duck, pork, and chicken sausage from trois petit cochons. grilled with honey bbq sauce from this dude and some amaranth garlic salt. fontina, ranch dressing, baby spinach, campari tomatos, and a sliver of feta for good luck on portuguese bread. EAT THAT, G$. TMA GOT THIS ONE.
TWO.
if you’re laying off the hard stuff, here’s a humorless vegetarian option. grilled tofu with that same honey bbq and a sprinkling of crotonese table cheese. portuguese bread is spread with fresh ricotta. campari tomatoes and mixed greens on the side. EAT THAT IF YOU’RE KEEPING KOSHER FOR PASSOVER.
drink some of this whiskey on the side with a real deli pickle and you’ll be passed out with sausage dreams by sundown.
WHO’S NEXT?!
